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FIFA 23 Ultimate Team name generator: Only the spiciest names in town

The biggest decision of your Ultimate Team career needs to be made. Choose wisely.

Updated: Sep 30, 2022 8:19 am
FIFA 23 Ultimate Team name generator: Only the spiciest names in town

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Like older variations of the game, FIFA 23 will once again allow you to be incredibly creative with your Ultimate Team name.

We’ve heard a tonne of “top banter” FUT names over the years – with my personal favorite being “Murder on Zidane’s Floor”and are here to shed a little light on some of the best for the upcoming game.

Now that the EA Play early access trial is out and available to play, it is time to start thinking about what to name your team.

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In this guide, we’ll be opening up the taps on some of the game’s best names and ideas.

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So, if you want to take the humiliation to the next level, grab a cold can of whatever and enjoy browsing the game’s best Ultimate Team names.

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FIFA 23 FUT Club name ideas

Because I’ve got nothing better to do, I’ve spent the last few weeks compiling a list of the best Ultimate Team names on the market. Whether you’re a lower league sign, a Kane fanboy, or an Arsenal loyalist, this list will have a cheeky name that suits your playstyle and club.

Have a look below for everything you may need in preparation of FIFA 23.

Last year, the FUT club names were capped at 15 characters – with the same predicted for the new chapter.

  • Blink 1-Eto’o
  • Tinchy Sneijder
  • Aston Vanilla
  • Port Fail
  • Liverfull
  • Wateverton
  • Brian Munich
  • Texas Oldham
  • Ninja Skrtels
  • Borussia Teeth
  • Saka potatoes
  • Turkish De Ligt
  • Bacuna Juan Mata
  • Kante Lose
  • Make Emile of it
  • Inter mivan
  • Toon barmy
  • Baines on toast
  • Purple Reina
  • Ivory Toasts
  • Kenny Kick it
  • Klose Call
  • Kalvindaloo
  • AntAndBecks
  • Pjanic at the Isco
  • Blink 1 Eto’o
  • CtrlAltDefeat
  • Its Coming Home
  • Flying Without Ings
  • Lahmageddon
  • Moves like Agger
  • Rafalation
  • Farcelona
  • Rafacakes
  • Largentina
  • We Maja Cry
  • Wigan Pathetic
  • Cheeky Naldos
  • For Evra Young
  • Rice Rice Baby
  • Can’t Toulouse
  • Scholes’ Toes
  • Baked Baines
  • Ospina Colada
  • Two’s Kompany
  • Ospina Colada
  • The Wenger Boys
  • Citizen Kane
  • Ayew Serious
  • Bayern Maiden
  • Sterling Silva
  • AC Me Rollin
  • AS Pirin
  • Le Saux Solid Crew
  • Not Got a Kalou
  • Xhaka Khan
  • Sterling Silva
  • Lads on Toure
  • Nice to Michu
  • Ansu FUTi
  • Cavanis And Toes
  • Ibracadabra
  • Egg Fried Reus
  • Real sosobad
  • FC Bantalona
  • Pepe Pig
  • DonnarumAndCoke
  • How I Met Your Mata
  • Arsene Wenger bus
  • Krul Intentions
  • RiceRiceBaby
  • Blue Mendy
  • Silva Lining
  • Crouch Potato

A few gems that may not fit the 15-character limit are as follows:

  • Murder on Zidane’s floor
  • Wanyama’s in pyjamas
  • Come Digne with mee
  • Earth, wind, and maguire
  • Flying without ings

For as long as he can remember, Charlie has always been interested in computers and gaming. It all started with the Sega Mega Drive and then evolved into PC gaming in his early teens.

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