NFL Network analyst annihilates nine-year-old son in Madden
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Kyle Brandt, known for his work on NFL Network, has gone viral for a game of Madden in which he destroyed his young son. The Good Morning Football host defeated his nine-year-old child by a stunning score of 100-0. Playing as the Philadelphia Eagles, Brandt did what no NFL team has ever done.
Brandt was so dominant that he only threw one incompletion all day. Jalen Hurts, the Eagles’ quarterback, was 19/20 for 670 yards and 12 touchdowns. The latter two would demolish the current NFL records.
On defense, Brandt’s Eagles were flying high. Miami Dolphins quarterback Tua Tagovailoa, piloted by Brandt’s son, was a measly 4/10 for 23 yards. All six of his incompletions were interceptions. Raheem Mostert could only manage five yards on nine carries against the NFL Network host’s defense.
With no time left on the clock, the Eagles scored to get to 98-0. The ensuing two-point conversion put the score into triple digits, which was pretty important to Brandt. In a mock interview done on NFL Network, the winning “manager” said he was sweating it out over the betting line on the match:
“I mean, I have enormous regret. My regret is that I didn’t score 200 points on him. I think it was DraftKings, they had us -99.5, so we covered.”
Via @KyleBrandt on Twitter
Naturally, this is all fictional, but the host put his NFL knowledge on display when he perfectly emulated a coach in a post-game interview- right down to the “Yeah, I’ve got a minute to chat” line.
Brandt is likely ready for Madden NFL 24, where he can take control of the updated Philadelphia Eagles with Jalen Carter, Nolan Smith, and Rashad Penny. With new rosters and smoother gameplay, he might be able to reach that 200-point plateau he mentioned regretting.
Madden 24 releases soon, which means Calvin, Brandt’s son, has less than two weeks to prepare for potential beatdowns in an all-new game.
